Ugh I feel like I know so many things are controversial but have no idea why :)

Here are some things that are controversial that I either don’t understand or am unfortunately on the wrong side of:

• Bisexuality (Dionysus was bisexual, Bowie was bisexual, Greta Garbo was bisexual. If dating is a numbers gain, more people should probably be bi.)

• Foam rollers

• Whole 30

• The age difference in Call Me by Your Name

• The thing where you let a baby self soothe aka cry itself to sleep

• Dream analysis of other people's dream(Boring to me)

• Puzzles (Boring to me)

• Karaoke (The way we do karaoke is bad. Songs are too long. There are roughly 20 people in the world I want to hear sing a song for a full 2 minutes.)

• Park Slope Food Coop

• The circus, conceptually

• Lana Del Rey

• Letting kids name themselves (Objectively hilarious.)