- Rebecca Lerner
Yes yes I will go find a creek soon to sate my thirst
Social media things that masquerade as normal but have thirst trap potential:
- Screenshots of poems
- Slightly over-saturated pictures of water (oceans and lakes, not rivers)
- Photos of legs with socks, cups of coffee and a book on top of a cozy looking blanket
- Comment where someone says "shut up" to someone hot
- Mask pics with good eye lighting
- Posts revolving around the evasive and beautiful IYKYK
- Baking videos involving sprinkling, whipping or smooth cutting
- Mirror pics without a reflection in them
- Pictures of blossoms & flowers, both dead & alive
- Brag throwbacks where the person is too young to say they're good-looking but it is the kind of thing where you do ultimately know that they will be attractive so you have to say, "you were so cute!!"
- Abstract drawings
- A neatly organized work from home desk with proper lighting and a cup of unknown liquid in a mug
- Concert photos
- Captions inspired by OR directly referencing Fiona Apple
- Photo of an idyllic house in suburbia with brightly colored shutters
- Reposting a risqué horoscope account
- One word tweets that contain multitudes
- Anything involving the puppy dog eyes emoji